O: Let's play Simon Says!
Me: Simon says stick out your tongue (he does).
Simon says touch your nose (he does).
Simon says spank your butt.
O: What does that mean?
I guess what I meant was something more like "pat your butt". Guess we all know how I was raised.... Didn't even think about what was coming out of my mouth. Kindof glad for my mistake, though, as this was so sweet. :)