Mr. Fluman

There is a new villain in town. He is a pretty evil one. He apparently got us all sick. Orion had the lowdown. The conversation went something like this:

Orion: How did we get the flu?
Me: I'm not sure. Somebody must have had it that we were near, and we got the germs
O: I know somebody who always has the flu!
M: Yeah, who is that?
O: Mr. Fluman
M: Oh, so he has the flu all the time and can give people the germs?
O: Yeah!
M: That doesn't sound like a very fun way to live!... Or does he like having the flu since he is Mr. Fluman?
O: Yeah, he likes having the flu! He is like a bad guy who gives people the flu

And then it went on to include something about how he has a dinosaur for a pet. I didn't quite get how he figured in, but I assume he had a natural immunity or he wouldn't be very helpful. Sweet boy, guess he didn't want to blame something this awful on a real person!