Akasha Names Everything

Akasha totally cracks me up with the way she names things. She has been doing it for ages, so I just want to write a bit of it down for the sake of memory.  I think the funniest part is how the names she thinks of don't sound like any name you have ever heard.  So she might get a new little stuffed animal, and name it "Jajageeshee", or something like that.  Maybe she has a future in working for the Pokemon folks lol.  But even funnier is *what* she will name.  She sometimes names her hands individually, but more often will name every finger!  She plays with them and talks to them at night alot when some of us are trying to go to sleep.  :)  Meesha and Gogo are the two primary players, but if asked, she has names for all 10.  She might name crayons she gets in a restaurant, or a square of paper towel or...  just about anything . If she names it, it is alive and has something to say.  Kids are awesome.  :)

Random Akasha Funniness

Akasha, regarding the brown gunk left on her skin when her Band-aid fell off: "That's Band-aid poop." Hahahahaha!

"How do you like my new look?"

Somehow this hat, which I bought at KahNeeTa, made its way down from my closet shelf. Actually, I think it fell off when I was rearranging, and my Accessorizer Bunny pounced on it faster than you could say, "Keeps on going." The hilarious thing was that she just kept asking, "How do you like my new look?" She would turn the hat this way and that, pose her body a bit differently, and then ask yet again. What do you think? Does she have a future in fashion?

Collection of funny sayings and quotes

I have been putting all sorts of little funny and cute things the kids say on Facebook, so I wanted to go back and grab them all and put them here. :)

Akasha on the swing: "push me higher than the moon!"

Akasha: "I'm watching Little Bear with my poop." Ummmm, yeah, translation: "I don't want you to change my diaper right now". lol

Orion playing Minecraft: "I am going to build a bed outside, so I can see the stars." :)

Akasha was just helping me unload the dishwasher. She now calls measuring cups and spoons "scoop scoops" lol.

Akasha quote of the day, while the wind was blowing her hair in her face: "I can't see my eyes!"

Another Akasha quote: "I'm really sorry. It was an askident".

Orion quote of the day: His wish going through the 26 tunnel - "I would like to have friends around me always. I mean I want to be friends with everybody in the world, even the people in all the countries, and all the animals and insects too."

Orion: "My stomach is telling me I'm hungry."

Akasha Funnies

I have a feeling there may be alot more of these posts coming... I really want to make an effort to write these down as these little things are so easily forgotten.

We were in a parking lot where somebody was taking break and smoking. Akasha looked at him in horror and said, "That man is making smoke!"

She has been calling the Disney princesses fairies. Fine by me. :)

The other night the moon was partially behind some clouds, and she said, "The moon is stuck on the clouds!"

She calls sneezes "bless yous" and my favorite or all these - we bought some waffles and she has been calling them affles, so sounds like awfuls lol. She kept asking Ron for awfuls, and he had NO idea what she meant til he asked me! LOL

Just a couple Akasha Funnies..

Gotta note these things down before you forget them!

The other day in the bath, Akasha started pointing at my different moles and calling them "polka dots". Haha, I don't have *that* many

She also pointed at Ron's chest recently and said, "Your milkies don't work". Poor Daddy.

And probably my favorite - whenever Akasha sees a photo of herself, she refers to herself as "my baby". Awwwww

Akasha Know Has a Funnies Category!

How hilarious my daughter knew the word "shimmy" before "tummy"! She started dancing so early and often just naturally did the shimmy move, so I would say it when ever she did it. Then the other day we were playing, "Where's your nose? Where's your mouth?" etc. I said, "Where's your tummy?" and she made the shimmy move. hahahahaha!